Five O'clock World - The Vogues

The finger-clicking, milk-sipping vocal group groove on the daily grind from a time when people actually worked for 8 hours a day.

My current 9 to 5:

9:48: "Sorry I'm late. Tube hell. Didn't even have time to eat my Frosties. Ahh-ha-ha." I then laugh at my own joke... for 12 minutes.

12:00: Lunch. Hold the phone while I grab a brie and grape granary fold and frosted fruit frappe. "I'm hungry, I missed my Frosties. Ahh-ha-ha."

3:00: Stare at screen for 2 hours in a sketchy simulacrum of actual activity. Grrrreat!

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Backfield in Motion - Mel & Tim

Pop soul duo use American Football terms as metaphor for romantic and sexual love.

During the brief UK American Football craze in the mid 1980's I had all the kit...

circa 1985, I was often seen about town in my yellow and green satin team jacket, my orange and turquoise PONY trainers and officially-licensed baseball cap/velcro wallet branded with the primary colours of the Kentucky Racoons franchise...

an emsenble that would ensure that it'd be at least 5 years before I experienced any sort of sexual love myself.

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If it's ever been on K-Tel or Ronco, it's in. If it features hand claps, cow bells, syrupy orchestration, walls of sound, wrecking crews, sha-la-las, toothy teen idols, candy-based metaphors for carnal acts or lyrics about hugging, squeezing and rocking all night long, it's in.

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