Cleopatra Theme - Cleopatra

Sarah at VH1 London reckons this is the greatest pop song of the 90's and having worshipped at the twin altars of the Jackson 5 and New Edition, I can't disagree.

Cleopatra 2525 on Channel 5 is a show about a lap dancer cryogenically frozen in the year 2001 (after lapsing into a coma during plastic surgery), who is thawed out in 2525 by two female warriors who are fighting against the evil robots that have taken over the world.

Recently I can't remember whether I've dreamt something or seen it on Channel 5.

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Black Cat - Janet Jackson

Actually this might well be the greatest pop song of the 90's from the only solo Jackson you'll ever need (though I reckon Tito would be unstoppable if he was powered by Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis).

On the subject of plastic surgery disasters, I recently dreamt that Cher was showing me the hidden Benny Hill cameo in Apocalypse Now.

My recent dreams have involved Chuck Norris, Shannon Tweed in a black negligee, Aston Villa against second string European opposition and police chase footage narrated by Samantha Fox.

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If it's ever been on K-Tel or Ronco, it's in. If it features hand claps, cow bells, syrupy orchestration, walls of sound, wrecking crews, sha-la-las, toothy teen idols, candy-based metaphors for carnal acts or lyrics about hugging, squeezing and rocking all night long, it's in.

I'm in love with the Supremes. Oh baby love. I'm in love with the whole dumb scene.



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